She drove us out the desertTo the valley of the deathCause she couldn't have us walkingIt wouldn't be the bestCause we would get rather thirstyWith the problems that that bringsAnd wouldn't be seeing all the sightsThat are Emily's favourite thingsShe started driving circlesMaking sure that we were lostJust adding on some milesTo justify the costWe drove out to her gardenNot watered by a springThe plants, they were her passionThey were Emily's favourite thingsThose plants are tough and hardyAnd struggled to surviveAnd we wondered at the end of itHow on earth they were aliveThen we went off roadingHoping that the tyres clingTo show us something specialPart of Emily's favourite thingsShe told us of the mobstersTheir tales and their tricksAnd warned us if we're naughtyWe might get eighty sixedAnd the pink jeep would be lighterAs it goes about its flingDriving through the dessertFinding Emily's favourite thingsShe led us underwaterBy several hundred feetWe didnt need to hold our breathNor to leave our seat
We listened to her wordingHer voice it almost singsAs she told us of the history ofAll of Emily's favourite thingsShe told us of the badlandsWhat happened long agoAnd the silly mule at BadwaterThat wouldnt drink, oh noThat history was the makingOf the story that she bringsCause google wouldn't tell usOf Emily's favourite thingsHer jeep, it was amazingA lovely shade of pinkIt got us where we neededBut might drive us all to drinkIt took us to the salt flats butWe wished that we had wingsSo we could see much more ofWhat are Emily's favourite thingsWe walked with R2D2Until minute twenty sevenThrough the artists pallet whereThe colours were from heavenToo soon out trip is overThe final bell, it ringsWe've had so much fun just seeingSome of Emily's favourite thingsSo thank you for your drivingAnd the fun that we have hadIt has all been very specialAnd nothing happened badWith sadness now we leave youCause you've treated us like kingsShowing us your gardenAll of Emily's favourite thingsBruce
Emily’s Favourite Things
Went on a tour of Death Valley with Pink Jeep tours. Emily was our driver. She was a character